Thought we could all use a good laugh going into the weekend.

Jorts. Don’t.

Definition (Urban Dictionary):

1. Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don’t talk to girls. 

2. A combination of the words “jean” and “shorts” used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.

Special thanks to Bobby B. for the submission. Want to avoid a “Fashion, Don’t?” Shoot me an email: Left Coast Fashion